Possibly, the shortest blogging break in history… and the longest explanation why!

Yesterday, in a post featured on this blog, I declared that I was going to ‘follow the signs’ and take a break from blogging. I declared this, despite saying in the post that I wasn’t taking a full break, as I would continue with various blogging features I participate in.

I also said that visitor numbers are down; but in fact, they are up each month compared to the entire first year I was blogging, so they’re not down at all, all things considered. And I still receive regular comments from my regular visitors anyway, so that’s no reason to have a break. Thank you, commenters!

Maybe the signs were actually steering me away from having a break… merely pointing out things that I need to notice.

However, that said, yesterday I was set on taking a break and left it at that.

I went to bed last night, and had a night full of vivid dreams. Dreams featuring people I know, hundreds of people I know (some who I haven’t seen for a very long time).

We were all at a rally of some kind in a town centre. I was originally there with one of my cousins and his wife, but as I was chatting to all of the other people who I met, they had eventually mingled into the crowd. Others coming forward when others stepped back. Dreams always have a surreal feel to them, even though they feel real at the time!

Whilst I was chatting to an old work colleague, who was pregnant incidentally, a spotlight shone on me, and a well known TV personality appeared from the crowd. His name isn’t important, as he’s a British TV show host, and I’m not sure if he’s known around the world. He advised me, and the hordes of others present, that I had come second in something I have no idea what (that’s the power of dreams – the most important facts seem to be the easiest forgotten as well!!!). I felt good at coming second, and that’s what’s important.

From the rally, my pregnant colleague and I had to take a passenger lift in a building to the next floor down. How we ended up inside this building when we were originally outside, is beyond me. The lift was one of those olde worldie ones, where there was an outer and an inner door that opened separately. The outer door opened first, and then the inner one, which revealed that the lift hadn’t reached the floor properly. It jolted down, causing the people inside to gasp, and then they all left the lift quickly.

My colleague and I got into the lift, and an electronic voice said “Doors closing.” as voices in lifts tend to do. The lift started to move, and then the voice said “Brace yourselves for impact. Obtain the crash position”. My colleague and I instantly crouched to our knees, the ceiling of the lift came down to just above our heads, and we felt the lift fall down the shaft to the next floor.

An alarm sounded, which at first I thought was the lift alarm, but it was actually my alarm clock trying to wake me up for the day.

In my dream, the lift doors opened again, and both my colleague and I got out, unharmed. There were more people standing there, and one of them asked me what it felt like to come second. I was about to speak when I heard another voice say “What doesn’t kill us makes us stronger.” Odd. Yes, I know.

It was then that I woke up, ten minutes after my alarm, and had to dash around to get myself ready for the day. Oversleeping wouldn’t have been the best course of action for today.

But, as my bath was running, I had a quick glance at both my blog, and the news on the BBC.

Andra has advised about some changes that may have had an effect on blogging visitor numbers around the world (please see the previous post for more details) and the BBC revealed that all online content, including blogs, is going to be stored in a library or two somewhere. Maybe not every blog, but that got me thinking.

The reason the online content is being stored, is for future historians, and research. Click here for the news article. Tweets and Facebook status updates will also be stored (only public ones, that is) – and the aim is for all websites to be archived and stored. This idea has come about due to some websites being deleted that would have contained very useful information relating to the time they were on line. This makes sense to me, as long as it is only information that is publicly available… which publicly available blogs are.

My posts may be mere drivel at times, but for a future historian looking back onto our ancient civilisation they may be invaluable, once they’re discovered in some dark and dusty cellar somewhere and deciphered.

And here’s the reason I started thinking: what if bloggers are being quietly pushed to one side… Being coerced into taking a break, and then never returning to the fantastic world of blogging? Many a suggestion can be filtered between the words we read…

The changes that I have noticed in the blogging world have become very noticeable of late. It is fun, blogging, and visitor numbers don’t matter unless we’re selling anything. In my first month of blogging I felt as though I was writing only to myself, nobody visited… yet I continued. Now, my visitor numbers are much higher than they were back then, but as they are lower than I feel they should be I’m feeling something is lacking. I had the feeling that, because of this, I needed to take a break.  Something isn’t right there.

We could now be in an ideal time to add a voice to how the normal folk live, in addition to all of the usual famous folk who usually fill the pages of history books… although we won’t be able to, if we don’t blog.

Yes, we are busy in our real lives.

Yes, we sometimes lack inspiration for our blog posts.

Yes, we may write drivel.

But we can do it. We have the facility to do so. Even if only one person reads what we have to write, that other person may be inspired to do similar, or do something different in their life. We have the ability to inspire others. Regardless of what search engines or social media sites do to try to change things. If we can’t be found through search engines, we need to come up with better ways in which we can be found.

We can only do this if we continue blogging.

If we keep on keeping on.

And that is why I’m not taking a break.

Now, as you were.

View from the window: Raw Energy

Darkness
made
darker by bursts
of pure light
Shadows
dance freely
throughout
the
night
With
rhythmic crackles
that sputter and roll
And rumbles that course
to your very soul
No thunder, no rain, just plenty of bolts
Containing, at least, three million volts
Stay inside, stay safe, let the storm pass
And do try to keep away from the glass!

The Superhero Diaries 2.2: Ganthenex Invoked

From an old scrap of paper, ‘unfortunately’ discovered by Psychic Sue, within the pages of a Boke of Speles, which itself was discovered in a large cave, which itself was discovered deep beneath the Cheshire countryside, whilst the Elite Force of Britain were working undercover to recover a stolen compact disk cover that contained a secret code.

By candle’s light
Be borne this night
A creature dark and grim

By twilight’s end
Be borne my friend
And trap the light within

When darkness falls
Be borne as called
Wake up and leave this place

When morning comes
We’ll beat our drums
And welcome Ganthenex

The daemon strong
Will then belong
Upon this mortal plane

And once released
Chaos unleashed
Things will never be the same

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I wasn’t intending to post another Superhero Diaries post so soon after the previous one, nor was I intending to post another rhyme after yesterday’s post, but due to circumstances beyond my control (i.e. lack of inspiration, cobwebs where brain cells should be, tiredness etc.) and this being ready for posting, I took the easy option and went with this.

Hopefully, my inspiration should have been reignited by tomorrow, so I can get back to posting normally then… if not, there will be yet another Superhero Diaries.

If you like these snippets from the top secret files that have somehow made their way from the locked vaults of superhero HQ (goodness knows how, exactly), previous posts can be found here in the Storylines menu.

Bah, Humbug! It’s Valentine’s!

“Valentine’s what?” one of my teachers would have said to me centuries ago when I was in school, if I’d have dared write something as I did the header of today’s post.

“I’m waiting!” She would have glared over her thick-rimmed glasses, steam bellowing out of her nostrils individually. Bony fingers tapping the wooden desk impatiently as I squirmed before her, desperately trying to think of what the what could be that she expected.

Her unwavering gaze and glare would cause anyone to forget what they were thinking. Tightly scraped-back jet-black hair pulled her eyebrows into points, and seemed to force her nose forward somewhat as well.

Blank eyes staring back (mine at her) resulted in an exasperated gasp and a shrill “Oh, this is pointless!” before flicking me away to go and sit at my desk, red faced, in the corner.

It’s funny, the things you remember. I remember this teacher, although she is a composite of many. She wouldn’t have said “Valentine’s what?”, however, as I wouldn’t have written anything such as Valentine’s back then. She’d have probably been referring to apple’s what or some other apostrophe related dilemma.

But, she does tie in quite nicely with my theme for Hallo – I mean – Valentine’s this year: the word pointless. You may be aware (or not) that I’m not particularly keen on Valentine’s Day and all of it’s income generating love spreading.

I don’t mind the day itself… February 14th that is; that’s OK. It’s just the overall love-fest that comes with it. And, I’m not referring to lovers of the world, either… that love-fest can take place on any day of the year, it doesn’t need to be expensively enhanced exclusively on one day in particular. But, if people want to pay, who am I to stop them? Bah humbug!

So. Pointless is my theme. Pointless too are my thoughts, really. In the grand scheme of things, it doesn’t really matter whether I like Valentine’s Day or not… it just gives me something to write about, when otherwise I could have had nothing to write about. And I write about that quite a lot too.

Already, I have listed two pointless things that I feel should be included in a Valentine’s Day pointless list. Valentine’s Day itself, and my thoughts on it. Now for a slight change of tune.

There are other, more serious issues that should be added to a pointless list, and not just for Valentine’s Day. One of my blogging friends from a country far far away from me, Jo Bryant, recently posted a video on her blog which contains a very important message that people should take heed of. The video is about the consequences of sending a text message whilst driving. Pointless messages that alter lives in a split second. Click here to visit Jo’s site and watch the video…

If you don’t agree with me and my Valentine’s thoughts, and enjoy Valentine’s Day, I hope you have a really good day and enjoy it! Don’t listen to any grumbling Scrooge about the cost of this and the pointlessness of that (apart from what message is contained within the video, that is) and just go and have fun! Enjoy your strawberries and champagne placed provocatively over your negligee; feeding pizza slices into each other’s ears as you listen to romantic music in dimmed lighting; or trying to burst the over-sized balloon to get at the teddy bear that’s stuffed inside it. Have fun! Happy Valentine’s! Sorry teacher’s…!

If you DO agree with me, then great minds do think alike! He he he! I’ve had fun writing my grumbling posts about Valentine’s… I do it every year! I love it! The grumbling, that is… not Valentine’s. But you know that now, don’t you?

Keep safe… and not just on Valentine’s Day.

Streak Free

Sometimes, I write about nothing, as I have, obviously, nothing to write about.

But not for this post.

Oh no.

I have nothing to write about that is really something.

It is, however, another quick tale from my Inner Scientist’s laboratory. Or, as it’s known to you and me, my bathroom.

I was conjuring up an invisibility potion the other day. I don’t know whether you have noticed, or even heard, lately, but scientists are a cat’s whisker away from inventing a coat of invisibility. A cloak that bends light around the wearer, so they will not be seen walking in the middle of a busy street.

They have already invented a cloak that provides partial invisibility. When I saw it, what seems like centuries ago, it looked very heavy as it was made of what appeared to be hundreds of mirrors. You had the impression that you could see through the wearer, but you could still SEE the wearer at the same time (not counting the head, hands and legs that were completely solid all of the time!). Partly seeing some invisible person is still seeing them in my book, so there is still some work to be done.

So, I was in my bathroom blending water with lemons and sprout leaves. Don’t ask me where I get these ideas from, they just ‘appear’ to me! I added some salt, and I noticed the end of the wooden spoon disappear.

To be honest, I actually started out trying to come up with a glass cleaner that would leave a streak-free shine and an all-day-long lemony smell, and not a formula for invisibility; but as usual, I’d gotten something wrong.

As soon as I removed the spoon from the liquid, and shook it ‘dry’, it appeared whole again. I popped it back into the liquid and I was left holding only the handle.

I urgently needed to bottle this marvellous mixture, so dropped the spoon into the bucket and ran out of the bathroom, all the way to the kitchen to look for suitable bottles.

By the time I had returned to the bathroom, bottle in hand, the bucket had disappeared. Luckily, I remembered where I had left it, but if I had forgotten the nothing where the part of the bath had been was a good clue as well.

I reached out to lift the bucket, but misjudged its size and position, and I knocked it. I heard it fall to the floor, splashing its contents everywhere. I heard the wooded spoon land, and then saw the handle start to reappear… just as the bathroom floor started to fade away.

Then, part of the bathroom wall faded… and then, my right foot.

I couldn’t believe it.

How could I use the bathroom when there wasn’t a floor? It wasn’t as though I could see below the floor… or that the floor was a dark hole or anything… it was just not there. There wasn’t anything there. Nothing.

My right foot was also part of the nothing, but I started to shake my leg frantically, similar to how I dance sometimes, and it started to reappear. I could see through my shoe (and foot!) in a similar way to how I could see through those people in their invisible cloaks.    Bucket what bucket

Eventually, everywhere dried off, and became visible again.

Apart from the bucket, that is, which now looks like a bucket from the outside, but inside there’s a huge invisible stain. It gives new meaning to one of my favourite songs of all time, ‘There’s a hole in my bucket’!

Can you imagine the streak-free shine I would have been able to sell if I had got my potion right? Ah well, back to the drawing board!

Mermaid’s Lair

Are they dragons?
Are they banshees?
Are they here or not?
Are they singing, gently calling
Sailors to come upon their rocks?
Are they nightmares?
Are they sylphs
Appearing before their eyes?
Are they danger?
Warning
”Stay away sailor!”
Very, very wise!
Are they needy?
Are they nymphs?
Are they gnomes or ‘manders?
Are they cautious?
Are they fierce?
Aye, they’re elementals!

The mermaid’s lair
Is clear to see
On days the sea is clear,
But heed the warnings
In the mornings
When the mist is here.
The singing
Is not a calling,
But a warning
To go away.
Heed the warnings
In the mornings
And live another day.

The Superhero Diaries 1.9: Love Letters Lost?

Sinister hand-made hand-delivered letters have been arriving at the secret headquarters of the Elite Force of Britain in Cheshire, causing some of the EFB to be baffled as to who the letters can be from. Viridian recorded the letters into the EFB tape recorder, and Bettystretch246 typed up the recordings for the EFB’s EFB Paper Files, together with Viridian’s comments.

Dear Muriel Magnificent,
Our recent battle in the warehouse is far from over. Throw this letter around your colleagues if you dare, and next time the battle will come to you. I have already shattered your ear rings and destroyed your cardigan, the next time you interfere in one of our plans, we will something something, something something.

(The cut out pieces of newspaper here had become so sodden with the glue the letter author had used, they had become un-readable). We have an idea this may be from Muriel Magnificent’s arch-enemy the Overthrower, but sometimes these supervillains try to throw us off guard by sending red herrings. The Firetop noticed that one of his enemies, the demon-like Ganthenex, has also been mentioned in this letter. We’ll keep this one open on file.

Dear The Cloud,
Raindrop here. You have never met me, but I have met you. Everywhere. And I will meet you again, very soon.

This sounds more like a weather forecast than a warning letter, but it may go some way to explain the odd weather conditions lately. We’ll keep this one open on file.

Dear Lycralad,
I’ve seen you in those sewers in Blackpool with that odd looking woman. I’ve also seen you talking to that funny looking Chicken Girl. And why you have to go shopping with the one who looks like she’s reading everyone’s mind is beyond me. Tell her to read my mind – .

There’s nothing else in this letter. Even though it’s addressed to Lycralad, I think it’s actually intended for Psychic Sue. As she’s on holiday for two weeks, we’ll keep this one open on file.

Dear Viridian,
We’ll leave this one open on file.

Dear The Crimson Songbird,
I don’t think we’ve ever met. I don’t know anything about you. But as you are part of this band of buffoon’s I will make sure that we do meet. Until that day come’s my Scarlet Beauty, keep singing.

The only current supervillain who has never met the Crimson Songbird as part of the EFB is the Dropped Apostrophe. And this letter has his name written all over it. We’ll keep this one open on file.

Dear Invisible Charlie,
Your new trousers are ready at Hemingway’s.

Ah. We’ll place this in Invisible Charlie’s in tray for when we next see him.

Dear The Elite Farce of Britain,
We know where your secret headquarter’s is. We know who some of your secret identitie’s are. Weave been watching you all for some time now. We’re the ones behind the big behind heist. We’re the ones who own the Amce Company. We’re the ones who have been reading your social media secrets. And we’re the ones who have been delivering all of these letters. And we’re now ready for you. Always be prepared. You’ll be seeing us soon.

We’ll keep this one open on file. And Bettystretch, send out a general emergency alert on all frequencies. We’re going to be busy.

***More from the Superhero Diaries will be revealed next year.***